who knew?!

this is part of an email my grandmother sent me today. she's talking about a trip she's taking to myrtle beach with some friends.

>>We sit way up high and look down at the water, eat, play cards and shop a bit. That's what old folks do at the beach, otherwise there would be a mad rush inward if we hit the beaches in our bikinis. I can just see the headlines: Mad Cows in Bikinis Storm the Coast. Keep your TV on.<<

hahahaha!
that's meema